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I believe the universe finds endless amusement in my existence. I have been trying to get the male Tarlek fruit for days and it sat in the tree mocking me. There had to be a way. I was sure to figure it out. Long ago my mother taught me to use my reason. As much as I enjoy screaming and destroying something, I must not succumb. If I do, I will still be right here with less than I had before.
Yet it was not by reason I learned a way to remove the fruit from the tree. It was pure rage. A branch had broken, I had fallen from the tree and a rock had bruised my pride for the last time. I grabbed the offending branch from the ground and started beating everything in sight. I screamed and howled and probably made a complete fool of myself. I started hitting my prized fruit. And it fell from the tree. I discovered that if I hit the fruit just right it fell from the tree like rain from the clouds.
I fell to the ground and laughed, looking up to the most beautiful green sky Narn has ever seen. This time, my dear mother, I had to lose my temper to find my way.
Now that I knew the trick of the male fruit I was able to harvest it quickly. I gathered my fruit in the Dorax reed baskets. The time was too late to go to the village, but tomorrow I will take the fruit to the shrine and then on to the Mindwalker village.